PIMP n HO Party

January 29th, 2000

MAP

Housewarming for Beanflower House

in progress for 2 years now damn near done.


6-10 PM - G-rated: kids welcome

BUT

10 PM - weeee hours of the morning. R+ rated

The first part is a low-key potluck snack and cocktail thang from 6-10, with neighbors and kids invited.

No RSVP needed, just show up. It will go very very late . . .

10 PM - weeee hours of the morning.and yes, it will be something of a slumber party, so bring your sleeping bags.

After 10PM . . . R+ rated: - no kids under 18 please (Chicken John is involved)

PIMP -&-'HO PARTY FUnK it UP !!!! It's a PyschofunkoSLEAZE Party . . . Come as a pimp or a ho ! (EVERyone i've said this to immediately has JUST THE THING to wear, come on, we know you got it !!!)


Thasssright . .. bringing the 'HOOD back to Palo Alto.

Wear your streetwalkin' shoes, your funkiest get up, and get in FREE. Well, everyone gets in free, but those not in appropriate attire will be suspect as Johns or undercover cops, and dealt with accordingly. :)

Beer & Cosmos & lots of snacks will be served.

Feel free to bring your own drinks, etc. Especially if you are bringing friends.



What to BRING . . .

Thassright, BYO crack pipe cuz i just don't have the connections.

BYO Alchohol / other party supplies
anything that isn't keg beer or cosmos, which we have

a friend ( or two )
-- and if the boys are very cute, you win PRIZES !!!

Your STREETWALKIN' shoes)
we be dancin'

accoustic instruments
we be jammin'

blacklight-friendly attire
we be glowin'

bubbles
we be bubblin'

beanbag chairs & throw pillows
we be chillin'

sleeping bag
for crashin' and brunchin'


copyright: 2000 Rocket J. Squirrel rocket@bullwinkle.org

The Party:

Obviously the house is the main thing. I won't say more. Come see it. You can't miss Michael Christian's amazing steel sculptures - the library bannister & balcony rail. He will be around to accept your awed praise ;-P No seriously, this is incredible artwork by an incredible Burning Man- veteran artist. Tim Burton, eat your heart out !

Find the underground wine cellar -- mostly reds, if you're askin' :)

Chicken John will provide entertainment starting around 111 PM (Chick-time) Guaranteed to be more than you ever wanted to know about Kareoke, it's Porn-e-Oke . . . scary scary scary. But fun. REALLY SICK & FUN.

Awe at Firestorm !

Tangent, a very beautiful young man indeed, will be spinning fiery chains and flaming poles -- and he even does BACKFLIPS !!! One of my favorite arists from Burning Man, this guy is the SHIT, and he is coming all the way down to Palo Alto to prove it.

Chill in the Opium Den !

The Opium Den needs your beanbag chairs & throw pillows -- and ashtrays. Cuz you can smoke in there if you are careful, but I don't own any. Extra points if you have blacklight or disco lights or glow balls . . .

The Balloon Hat Experience slide show will be on in the Opium Den ! Don't miss Addi & Charlie's three-year-in-the-making art extravaganza . . . incredible photos from around the globe. The website was down last I checked . . .

Addi said he would make balloon hats too !!!!

BRUNCH:
Anyone surviving this experience be fed brunch. ( Provided they can find me in the pile of sleeping bags and drag me awake, that is. PS Coffee works :)


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DIRECTIONS

3243 Ramona, Palo Alto ( tons of parking )

650-424-1442

MAP

from SF & 101

South to Palo Alto

Take EMBARCADERO / OREGON EXIT

Stay on until OREGON

Left at the light at MIDDLEFIELD

Right at the light at LOMA VERDE

Go through two stopsigns

First street after 2nd stopsign is RAMONA

Go LEFT on RAMONA

1 and a 1/2 blocks on your left is 3243.


from SF & 280

South to Palo Alto

EXIT at PAGE MILL

after you pass EL:CAMINO

the street dives down under the bridges

THIS IS gonna be A HAIRY TURN -- go slow

Take the immediate exit ramp for ALMA SOUTH

From ALMA, take your first light LEFT

onto E. MEADOW

Your second left is RAMONA

1 and a 1/2 blocks on your left is 3243.


from SJ & 101

North to Palo Alto

Take San Antonio EXIT

Right at first light, CHARLESTON

Right at second light, MIDDLEFIELD

Left at second light, E. MEADOW

Right on RAMONA

1 and a 1/2 blocks on your right is 3243.


from SJ & 280

north to Palo Alto

EXIT at PAGE MILL

after you pass EL:CAMINO

the street dives down under the bridges

THIS IS gonna be A HAIRY TURN -- go slow

Take the immediate exit ramp for ALMA SOUTH

From ALMA, take your first light LEFT onto E. MEADOW

Your second left is RAMONA

1 and a 1/2 blocks on your left is 3243.

The driveway is actually IN now . . . the first person that parks a leaky car on it gets hung from the library tower and pecked by hungry macaws . . . ;- )


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Send your comments, requests, suggestions and porridge to rocket@bullwinkle.org.